The Witches Anthem

A Letter to Humanity From a Witch...

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The Witches Anthem

Dear humanity,


While you cower in fear of me, know that I am not who you think I am. You have been beWitched with a spell of fear and ignorance that resides outside the sphere of your awareness.


I am a Witch, self-defined, self-initiating and wholly unconcerned about any and all lies about me and my kind, misconceptions perpetuated by the mass consciousness, and juvenile definitions of what the world thinks I am.

No one knows who or what I am. I am an eternal mystery.


No, I am not married to the devil, and no, I do not dance naked with him and his hordes in the forest under a full moon in an orgy of abominations.

No, I don’t eat babies.

No, I’m not green.

No, I don’t have warts, never had, and if I did, would immediately do something about it.

These are your vain imaginings and not my truth. I am not who you think I am.


No, I am not Ursula thwarting love, nor am I Evillene threatening Dorothy, nor am I Maleficent casting darkness and destruction everywhere I tread, nor am I Melisandre roasting children.

In restricting your awareness to only the darkest representations of our kind, the poignant truth has completely escaped you:


You do not know what kind of Witch I am unless I choose to inform you.

I am not subject to your ill-conceived misunderstandings, nor your foolish childhood imaginings, nor your terrifying mental images.

You do not know who I am, for you are too blinded and stupefied to see past the wild imaginings of your controlled and conditioned mind. You think you know me. In reality, you do not.


No, I do not cast spells on neighbors to make their crops dry up and die, nor do I cast spells on ex-lovers for their penises to shrivel up and fall off, nor am I interested in cursing anyone. I do not give my power to other people.

While you are busy seeking ways to protect yourself from me, I’m not thinking about you at all.


I heal. I love. I teach. I grow plants. I live in harmony with Earth Mother and her inhabitants. I stroke my cat. I dance under the moon. I sit by the ocean and the river. I honor crystals as divine instruments. I hug trees and kiss flowers. I serve humans with my gifts. I drink Kombucha. I slather myself in essential oils. I imbibe teas made from leaves, flowers, roots and shoots. I make potions. I create. I transmute energy. I cast out demons. I vanquish negative energy. I burn incense. I talk to spirits. I read Tarot and the stars. I see the future. I love my family. I adore my lovers. I pray. I worship. I am devoted to the Goddess and serve as an emissary of the same.

I don’t start fights; I end them.

Align or get out of my way.


Love & CW Blessings!

Rev. Valerie Love (aka KAISI)

Rev. Valerie Love is the author of 21 books on practical spirituality, magick, the occult and Christian Witchcraft. Explore the Christian Witchcraft series of books intentionally designed for you... the practicing Christian Witch. (Oh and if you've read any of the books, would you be kind and leave a review on Amazon or Goodreads? Thanks beyond the moon!)

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